Green Tweets and Spam

Clare: I’m Clare Pierre.
And today I’ve got something to share:
Social media is everywhere.

Grouch: Clare Pierre, I do not care.
Social media is a much too complicated affair.

Clare: Listen up, it’s not that bad.
If you try it, you’ll be glad.
Facebook and Twitter are the best.
Send tweets and posts to gain interest.

Grouch: Clare Pierre, I do not care.
My time and energy would be better spent elsewhere.

Clare: Social media is worth your time, I swear.
It's as simple as a like and a share.
You send your tweets and Facebook posts.
And soon reach people coast-to-coast.

Grouch: Clare Pierre, I do not care.

Social media is a nightmare.

Clare: What you say is so unfair.
You’d love social media if you were more aware.
13 years it took TV
to reach 50 million users, don’t you see.
But Facebook reached 200 mill.
In less than 1 year, they filled the bill

Grouch: Clare Pierre, I do not care.
To sit at a computer on my derriere.

Clare: I do not mean to overbear.
It just takes practice if you have time to spare.
You want to tell your story and make it stand-out.
Find a relevant link or video or even printout.
Now share it with your readers—those  unaware.
Engage them in conversation to show you’re debonair.
Try it, try it! If you dare.

Grouch: I will try it to be fair.
To see if it’s not worth the wear and tear. (posts to bitter)
What has happened? Not a thing.
My post must be just too boring.

Clare: Don’t be down and don’t be sad
Your first time post is not half-bad.
All it needs is a bit of flair.
Try it, try it! Take the dare.

Grouch: I will try it; stop your pitch.
One more time before I ditch . . .
(posts to grumpy Facebook and DING he gets some likes.)
I did it, I did it. Will this make me rich?